It’s good to know that at least Kyle Walker is finally obeying isolation rules and keeping his butt grounded at home, minus the hookers.<\/p>\n
Star full-back Walker – who plays for Manchester City and the England national squad, or \u2018played\u2019 for the national squad – had his first rules infringement by scoring off the pitch in a sex orgy organized by him with a friend and two hookers at his luxury flat in Manchester.<\/p>\n
After that orgiastic debacle which earned censure from the public and his England squad boss, he was again ticked off only days later by cops for breaking social distancing rules taking a stroll in Prestbury, Chesire with none other than Wayne Rooney, his next door neighbour of football fame and bad boy notoriety.<\/p>\n
Arguably remorseful and cowed into submission after being rapped on the knuckles for his deviant misdemeanours, the serial lockdown buffoon finally decided to stay at home to confine his activities to watching the boob tube, literally. He must have decided it was much safer, and probably cost a lot less, to ogle strippers online instead.<\/p>\n
Interestingly, the ex-England national was not alone in watching naked girls twerking on a live video stream as he was soon joined online by equally bored Three Lions team-mates Jadon Sancho, Marcus Rashford and Raheem Sterling, together with a host of Southhampton and Everton stars who had all seen it fit and fun to also log in as the strip \u2018n sleaze excitement began to entice the League\u2019s other strapped down, frustrated stars.<\/p>\n
Exiled in his own self-imposed \u2018house arrest\u2019, the \u00a350-million star joined rapper Tory Lanez\u2019s Instagram Live feed which featured controversial Canadian Zia, a London-based stripper, during a five-hour broadcast for 220,000 followers.<\/p>\n
The Manchester City star enthusiastically lapped it all up and joined in the message board action adding emojis as the strip act progressed. Walker was then joined online by bored Three Lions buddy and Manchester United rival Marcus Rashford, with his other superstar pals joining him on the message board.<\/p>\n
Borussia Dortmund\u2019s hot star, Jadon Sancho, linked with a \u00a3100m summer transfer back to England, added to the emojis and even chipped in with chirpy comments in response to the provocative strip tease.<\/p>\n
Manchester United striker Marcus Rashford, apparently now oblivious of the back injury that had sidelined him from action on the pitch, offered a \u201ccrying with laughter\u201d emoji as Zia and others got naked.<\/p>\n
Manchester City\u2019s Raheem Sterling was not to be left out in the cold as he added: \u201cAhaha brooooo u kill me.\u201d<\/p>\n
Nigeria\u2019s Everton star, Alex Iwobi, chipped in with a laughing emoji. Other players seen watching live strip shows on Instagram include Southampton\u2019s Michael Obafemi who was following the saucy antics led by South London\u2019s Swarmz. Obafemi saucily quipped, \u201cI\u2019m becoming a rapper\u201d when a stripper on his feed grabbed hold of her boobs.<\/p>\n
Other stars joining the comments on the message board included Courtney Senior of League Two outfit Colchester United and the former Manchester United youth player DJ Buffonge who is now playing for Pergolettese.<\/p>\n
A source said: \u201cI don\u2019t think England boss Gareth Southgate, or the players\u2019 club managers, will be enamoured at their stars participating in these kind of tawdry sex shows.<\/p>\n
\u201cBut at least Walker and Co are getting their kicks from home and following isolation rules.\u201d<\/p>\n
Another source said: \u201cKyle knows he has let a lot of people down and is embarrassed by his behaviour, but he\u2019s still not entirely convinced what he did was the wrong thing.<\/p>\n
\u201cHe thinks it\u2019s a bit like ordering a takeaway to your house because he didn\u2019t leave home.\u201d<\/p>\n
Although, in all fairness to these young \u2018uns, alleviating their boredom and easing their frustration going ga-ga over boobs and the like on the boob tube are much less apprehensible than organizing debauched sex parties, it\u2019s definitely still a good thing not everyone has the same idea of ordering such steamy takeaways.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"